Garrett Quote #289
Quote from Garrett in Local Vendors Day
Jess: So, I lager for three months at 35 degrees. And actually the yeast that I use is a descendant of the original Bavarian wild yeasts...
Garrett: It's Bud Light. It's Bud Light. It's a descendant of Bud Light because it's Bud Light. [laughs]
Jess: What are you doing?
Garrett: Just admit it's Bud Light.
Jess: Okay, could you... [quietly] Fine, it's Bud Light, okay? I buy the kegs wholesale, and then I mark up the bottles. Now, could you please stop telling everyone?
Garrett: Thank you for just being honest with me. That's all I wanted. Now, how about I take you out sometime?
Superstore Quotes
‘Local Vendors Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: $8 for a bar of soap just 'cause it's shaped weird and wrapped in twine?
Jonah: Well, it's artisanal. It's organic.
Garrett: [sniffs] [scoffs] Ugh. I don't need my soap to be organic. We have science now. Science has created chemicals that keep us clean.
Quote from Marcus
Mateo: Wow. Can't believe you came on your day off to sell cheese you made out of breast milk.
Marcus: Yeah, well, it's been a lot of trial and error. You know, if you don't get the consistency just right, you get boob yogurt, and that's just gross. And then there's the scavenging. Oh, and then my lizard ate a bunch of my samples.
Mateo: Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back to scavenging.
Marcus: Well, I mainly work with found milk.
Mateo: Found milk?
Marcus: Mm-hmm. You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and, you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top.
Mateo: [chuckles] [gags]
Quote from Dina
Cheyenne: Wow, I bet dating has changed so much since your time. How did you guys even send each other naked photos of yourselves?
Amy: Uh, just in the mail.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God. So much effort.
Dina: I sent a nude fax once.
Amy: Full face?
Dina: Full face. I mean, an artist signs her work.