Glenn Quote #395
Quote from Glenn in Local Vendors Day
Garrett: Glenn, are you gonna tell your wife that you're flirting with one of the vendors?
Glenn: Oh, I don't think she'll mind.
Garrett: Oh, so you guys have an open marriage.
Glenn: What's that?
Amy: It means you're allowed to have sex with people who aren't your spouse.
Jerusha: It's like the Walkers.
Glenn: Oh. Oh, oh, God, no!
Cheyenne: Then why are you trying to get at the vendor lady?
Mateo: Are you cheating on Jerusha?
Dina: You know what? I'm gonna call her.
Glenn: No, don't call her. [Jerusha's phone rings]
Amy: She deserves to know.
Glenn: Don't answer that!
Superstore Quotes
‘Local Vendors Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: $8 for a bar of soap just 'cause it's shaped weird and wrapped in twine?
Jonah: Well, it's artisanal. It's organic.
Garrett: [sniffs] [scoffs] Ugh. I don't need my soap to be organic. We have science now. Science has created chemicals that keep us clean.
Quote from Marcus
Mateo: Wow. Can't believe you came on your day off to sell cheese you made out of breast milk.
Marcus: Yeah, well, it's been a lot of trial and error. You know, if you don't get the consistency just right, you get boob yogurt, and that's just gross. And then there's the scavenging. Oh, and then my lizard ate a bunch of my samples.
Mateo: Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back to scavenging.
Marcus: Well, I mainly work with found milk.
Mateo: Found milk?
Marcus: Mm-hmm. You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and, you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top.
Mateo: [chuckles] [gags]
Quote from Dina
Cheyenne: Wow, I bet dating has changed so much since your time. How did you guys even send each other naked photos of yourselves?
Amy: Uh, just in the mail.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God. So much effort.
Dina: I sent a nude fax once.
Amy: Full face?
Dina: Full face. I mean, an artist signs her work.