Glenn Quote #394
Quote from Glenn in Local Vendors Day
Glenn: Today is local vendors day. This is Cloud 9's way of supporting the local small business owners we're... constantly putting out of business. And this year, we have a very special vendor. Just look at these beautiful needlepoints. This is certainly an exciting product.
Dina: Glenn, we all know that's your wife.
Glenn: No, no, it isn't. She is just a talented craftswoman who is gracing us with her presence.
Jerusha: Thank you, kind sir. I appreciate the opportunity with to sell my crafts in your lovely store.
Glenn: Well, the pleasure is all ours. It's just so exciting to have such a beautiful stranger at our vendor fair.
Jonah: What's happening?
Amy: I think it's foreplay.
Superstore Quotes
‘Local Vendors Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: $8 for a bar of soap just 'cause it's shaped weird and wrapped in twine?
Jonah: Well, it's artisanal. It's organic.
Garrett: [sniffs] [scoffs] Ugh. I don't need my soap to be organic. We have science now. Science has created chemicals that keep us clean.
Quote from Marcus
Mateo: Wow. Can't believe you came on your day off to sell cheese you made out of breast milk.
Marcus: Yeah, well, it's been a lot of trial and error. You know, if you don't get the consistency just right, you get boob yogurt, and that's just gross. And then there's the scavenging. Oh, and then my lizard ate a bunch of my samples.
Mateo: Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back to scavenging.
Marcus: Well, I mainly work with found milk.
Mateo: Found milk?
Marcus: Mm-hmm. You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and, you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top.
Mateo: [chuckles] [gags]
Quote from Dina
Cheyenne: Wow, I bet dating has changed so much since your time. How did you guys even send each other naked photos of yourselves?
Amy: Uh, just in the mail.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God. So much effort.
Dina: I sent a nude fax once.
Amy: Full face?
Dina: Full face. I mean, an artist signs her work.