Glenn Quote #385
Garrett: Look, I need to talk to you. Uh, my living expenses are about to go up now that Jonah's moving out.
Glenn: Okay.
Garrett: And um, well, I've been working here for a while, and I'm a hard worker. Er, I'm a worker.
Glenn: Garrett, I'm sorry, I can't deal with this right now. I am in the dance off of my life with Target. Sorry.
Garrett: Hmm. Uh, well, you know, Jeff offered me a job at Target for a dollar more an hour.
Glenn: He what?
Garrett: But you don't have to worry about it. Because I told him that you would probably match it.
Glenn: That bald little weasel!
Garrett: What?
Glenn: What are you, wait, whoa, wait, hold on. Not enough that he's trying to steal our secrets. But then he comes after my second coolest employee? Oh, I don't think so.
Garrett: You don't need to do... Who's the first coolest employee?
Glenn: [on the phone] Oh, hi Jeff, it's Glenn Sturgis from Cloud 9. We need to talk face to face, at your earliest convenience. Okay, bye-bye. [hangs up] He doesn't know who he's dealing with. [drinks from cup]
Garrett: Oh.
Glenn: Pistachio shells.
Superstore Quotes
‘Target’ Quotes
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: [to Jeff] Even though we never actually dated, I spent several months telling people we did. And I created these intricate memories of our relationship that feel completely real. And I have these vivid memories of your body on top of me. Your tongue in my mouth. Your hands on my breasts. That kind of thing.
Glenn: Whoo, what a trip down memory lane, huh?
Quote from Jonah
Kelly: It's newly renovated, but it still has its original molding, and it's in walking distance to the farmer's market.
Garrett: That place looks great. You should take it.
Jonah: It just feels a little small, or claustrophobic, or something.
Kelly: Well, I mean, we're not going to find something perfect. I mean, you said the last one was too loud. The one before that was on a slant, and the one before that had a weird curry smell.
Jonah: And I actually like curry, but that was a bad curry. And the scary part is, like, what's it covering? What aren't you smelling?
Garrett: Just think. You'll get to wake up to stuff like that every day.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: I can't believe Jeff is going to Target.
Mateo: So what if Jeff works to Target? What is the big deal?
Glenn: Jeff has seen Cloud 9 from the inside. He knows all our secrets. It's like in football, when they trade a player to another team, and then that player knows how to beat his old team.
Amy: Yeah, but don't they do that all the time in football? Like, isn't that like, a thing?
Glenn: Amy, don't talk sports. You're embarrassing yourself.