Glenn Quote #377
Glenn: Thank you for coming in, Jeff. [raises chair] That's more comfortable. Um, I wanted to have a sit down with you, so that we could go over the rules of the game.
Jeff: What game?
Glenn: Okay, look. Let's not insult each other, all right? If you respect me, I'll respect you. But if you start trying to pooch my people, then we are going to have a problem.
Jeff: Pooch? Did you mean "poach"?
Glenn: Don't- Don't play dumb with me!
Jeff: Okay, Glenn. Not sure what you're trying to do, but you don't have to intimidate me.
Glenn: No, you don't tell me what to do, okay? Because you're not my boss anymore. You're just another schmo, like me, down here in the dirt with the rest of us. Yeah. [gruff voice] You don't like it, do you? Down here in the dirt. Well here, let me clean you up.
Jeff: What, don't do that.
Glenn: [sprays water] Well, then stop trying to steal my people.
Jeff: Hey, I'm not trying to steal your people. Stop spraying me with the bottle.
Glenn: Liar, liar.
Jeff: Stop spraying me with the bottle, I'm not lying!
Glenn: Mmm.
Jeff: One more time. Spray me one more time. [Glenn adjusts the nozzle and squirts water at Jeff] You want to poach? Let's poach. [exits]
Glenn: What, no, I don't want to poach. That's what this was all about. Were you even listening to what I was saying?
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Sandra: [to Jeff] Even though we never actually dated, I spent several months telling people we did. And I created these intricate memories of our relationship that feel completely real. And I have these vivid memories of your body on top of me. Your tongue in my mouth. Your hands on my breasts. That kind of thing.
Glenn: Whoo, what a trip down memory lane, huh?
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Garrett: That place looks great. You should take it.
Jonah: It just feels a little small, or claustrophobic, or something.
Kelly: Well, I mean, we're not going to find something perfect. I mean, you said the last one was too loud. The one before that was on a slant, and the one before that had a weird curry smell.
Jonah: And I actually like curry, but that was a bad curry. And the scary part is, like, what's it covering? What aren't you smelling?
Garrett: Just think. You'll get to wake up to stuff like that every day.
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Glenn: I can't believe Jeff is going to Target.
Mateo: So what if Jeff works to Target? What is the big deal?
Glenn: Jeff has seen Cloud 9 from the inside. He knows all our secrets. It's like in football, when they trade a player to another team, and then that player knows how to beat his old team.
Amy: Yeah, but don't they do that all the time in football? Like, isn't that like, a thing?
Glenn: Amy, don't talk sports. You're embarrassing yourself.