Jonah Quote #270
Jonah: Look, uh, I was just flustered, you know, back there.
Kelly: Yeah, sure. Well, it's very flustering when you find out that the girl you like likes you back.
Jonah: No, no, I just...... everything just got blown out of proportion.
Kelly: Let me ask you this, if... if your crush had timed out with Amy's crush, would we be together right now?
Jonah: Yes.
Kelly: Really?
Jonah: Really. Look, I don't want this whole Amy thing to set us back. I wanna... I wanna move forward with you.
Kelly: Like move in together?
Jonah: Yeah. [chuckles] Why not? I mean, if... if you want to. Do... do you want to? Do...
Kelly: Well, sure, yeah. I mean, I would... yeah.
Jonah: Yeah, great, okay. Cool, then we're doing it. We're... we're living together.
Kelly: Oh. Uh... All right.
[As Jonah hugs Kelly, he sees Sandra wearing a "Team Amy" t-shirt]
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Cheyenne: There's a hat rule, "not allowed."
Garrett: Okay, we're not just hatting this. There has to be something in-between maiming someone and putting on a fedora.
Cheyenne: "Employees should avoid discussing racial issues, including positive comments such as, 'I for one am proud of this Mexican's achievements.'"
Garrett: Most of this stuff is stuff I don't wanna do or doesn't even apply. "A female employee's skirt shall start below the knee, and her bosom shall be fully covered"?
Cheyenne: That's a rule?
Garrett: Yeah.
Cheyenne: Most days, I don't even wear underwear, mainly 'cause mentioning that gets me free donuts from whoever's working café.
Garrett: Couldn't you just lie about that?
Cheyenne: They would know. I would know.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Uh-oh, hope I'm not interrupting anything. [rubs finger over back of hand]
Jonah: What is that?
Sandra: Sex.
Amy: No, it's not. I think you mean this.
[Amy and Jonah show an index finger going in and out of a thumb/index finger circle on the other hand]
Sandra: Oh, like this?
Jonah: Yeah, there you go.
Sandra: Oh...
[All three keep making the gesture]
Jonah: This is nice.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: So, I know this may come as a surprise, but I actually got teased a lot in middle school.
Amy: [gasps] No.
Jonah: Yeah, I don't know if it was the rattail or the eighth grade talent show where I did a Bossa Nova rendition of "Material Girl" on alto sax...
Amy: That. It was that.
Jonah: But the moment I stopped fighting it and... and actually just laughed along with them, it wasn't fun for them anymore.
Amy: Mm.
Jonah: They started teasing this fat kid instead, which, long story short, he's a male model now.
Amy: Wow. You're really the hero of that story.
Jonah: I guess so.