Amy Quote #269
Quote from Amy in Safety Training
Amy: Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.
Kelly: Sorry, I'm working as fast as I can. I just have a few more left.
Amy: Oh, no, no worries. I'm not here to rush you, I just came over to say, "Hey, girl."
Kelly: Oh, "Hey, girl" back.
Amy: Hey, girl. Yep, just, um, came on over to hang out with my friend.
Kelly: We're friends? [chuckles]
Amy: Yes.
Kelly: I mean, sorry, it's just sometimes it seems like you don't like me.
Amy: Oh, you mean because sometimes I razz you? Oh, my God, Kel, you know I'm, like, the joker of the store.
Kelly: Because you wear all that lipstick?
Amy: It's just gloss, and I only wear a little bit of it. No, because I joke around with everyone, especially my friends.
Kelly: Really?
Amy: Yes, of course. You cutie.
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Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Cheese, what is it? Dried milk.
Amy: Uh, no. I don't think that's true.
Garrett: It is. It is, Amy. It's in a PowerPoint.
Marcus: Now, we all know the standard cheeses. American cheese, cheddar cheese, pizza cheese. But what if I told you there's one more out there?
Garrett: Pepper jack?
Marcus: No.
Jonah: Gouda?
Mateo: Swiss!
Glenn: Kraft Singles.
Dina: Goat, Parm, blue, ricotta. I could name at least ten more.
Quote from Sandra
Dina: But just so you know, Kelly's gonna start suspecting something if you keep lashing out at her.
Amy: What are you talking about? I don't lash out at Kelly.
Dina: [scoffs] Hey, Sandra, do you remember any time that Amy was lashing out at Kelly?
Sandra: January 4th, you said, "Kelly, I assume you've been to a monster truck rally." January 12th, you said, "Two people saying you look like Reese Witherspoon is not a lot of people."
Amy: Okay, we got it. Thanks, Sandra.
Sandra: January 20th, you said, "Wow, did they teach you that at pageant school?" January 21st, you said, "Wow, did they teach you that at pageant school?"
Amy: Okay, we got it, Sandra. Thank you.
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: No, guys, stop just yelling out random words. You're throwing me off. But what if I told you there's one more out there? Human cheese! [all retch]
Jonah: Oh, my God, is that what this is?
Glenn: I've had five samples already.
Marcus: No, no, this is just cut-up string cheese. I don't have enough money for a prototype. But it'll basically be exactly like that, I think. So who's ready to invest in the breast? It'll be udder-ly amazing!
Sandra: That's cows.
Marcus: Damn it, Sandra! You're messing with my flow. Ugh. [exhales, shudders] Cheese, what is it? Dried milk.