Kelly Quote #14
Quote from Kelly in Christmas Eve
Kelly: So you put water in his shampoo?
Jonah: I was diluting it to make more, okay?
Kelly: Oh, God.
Jonah: Wow, I am the worst roommate ever.
Kelly: I mean, I wouldn't call you great.
Jonah: Yeah.
Kelly: But at least... Nope, I got nothing.
Jonah: Jeez. Maybe my Christmas present to Garrett should be a night off from me.
Kelly: Well, I know this dive bar that's open all night Christmas Eve. They have a pool table and one of those video poker machines...
Jonah: Oh.
Kelly: That's just sexual for no reason.
Jonah: Oh, well, that sounds festive. Yeah, I could... I could stay at, like, a creepy motel nearby.
Kelly: Yeah, yeah, or, I don't know, maybe we'll hit it off, and you'll end up at my place. [both chuckle]
Superstore Quotes
‘Christmas Eve’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: This is just like the movie Wild Hogs.
Cheyenne: What?
Dina: Wild Hogs!
Cheyenne: Okay.
Amy: And we're sure this is faster than walking?
Quote from Dina
Amy: I mean, it's just... It's messed up.
Cheyenne: It is so messed up.
Dina: You know what? I'm just gonna say it. Men are from Mars. I just came up with that.
Quote from Amy
Amy: No, you guys, I'm serious. I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy and, like, run, and one time I stole a car.
Marcus: Yeah. Okay.
Amy: No, you guys, I did. It was 10th grade. I took my math teacher's Kia, drove it to the Burger King, got some French toast sticks, and then I just left it there... like, bounced.
Mateo: The French toast sticks were a little too specific. But nice try.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you would never do that.
Amy: No, I did do that.