Kelly: So you put water in his shampoo?
Jonah: I was diluting it to make more, okay?
Kelly: Oh, God.
Jonah: Wow, I am the worst roommate ever.
Kelly: I mean, I wouldn't call you great.
Jonah: Yeah.
Kelly: But at least... Nope, I got nothing.
Jonah: Jeez. Maybe my Christmas present to Garrett should be a night off from me.
Kelly: Well, I know this dive bar that's open all night Christmas Eve. They have a pool table and one of those video poker machines...
Jonah: Oh.
Kelly: That's just sexual for no reason.
Jonah: Oh, well, that sounds festive. Yeah, I could... I could stay at, like, a creepy motel nearby.
Kelly: Yeah, yeah, or, I don't know, maybe we'll hit it off, and you'll end up at my place. [both chuckle]