Jonah Quote #229
Quote from Jonah in Christmas Eve
Jonah: It's just... it's like he wants to be mad at me, so he just comes up with these little excuses. You know, like, he'll... he'll take the trash out when it's half full just so he can be like, "There's another thing Jonah didn't do."
Kelly: I only take my trash out when it topples over like a Jenga tower.
Jonah: Right? Thank you. Maybe we should be roommates.
Kelly: Well, I'd have to run your credit check.
Jonah: Oh, yeah?
Kelly: What's your debt-to-income ratio?
Jonah: I want to say... seven. Is that...
Kelly: That is not good.
Jonah: Is that bad? No?
Kelly: No.
Jonah: Well, I ran into a lot of trouble with my, uh, Eddie Bauer Discover card. College.
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Dina: This is just like the movie Wild Hogs.
Cheyenne: What?
Dina: Wild Hogs!
Cheyenne: Okay.
Amy: And we're sure this is faster than walking?
Quote from Dina
Amy: I mean, it's just... It's messed up.
Cheyenne: It is so messed up.
Dina: You know what? I'm just gonna say it. Men are from Mars. I just came up with that.
Quote from Amy
Amy: No, you guys, I'm serious. I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy and, like, run, and one time I stole a car.
Marcus: Yeah. Okay.
Amy: No, you guys, I did. It was 10th grade. I took my math teacher's Kia, drove it to the Burger King, got some French toast sticks, and then I just left it there... like, bounced.
Mateo: The French toast sticks were a little too specific. But nice try.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you would never do that.
Amy: No, I did do that.