Jonah Quote #192

Quote from Jonah in Tornado

Jonah: Last night, I accidentally told Amy she was sexy, and was up half the night kicking myself for it.
Garrett: [chuckles] But why? Why would you do that?
Jonah: I don't know, why... I had a few drinks. You're not making me feel better about this.
Garrett: Oh, I'm not trying to make you feel better about this. What you did was crazy. That's something a crazy person would do.
Jonah: What do I... Should I tell her I didn't mean it?
Garrett: Definitely. Please. Just make sure I'm there... when you walk up to Amy and say, "Hey, you're not sexy." Why would you use that word?
Jonah: I don't know! Lots of people use the word sexy.
Garrett: Oh, yeah, sure. Tons of people like hilarious, gay teenagers, Gloria Estefan, cartoon skunks... that's about it.
Jonah: I don't know, I feel like I hear sexy all the time.

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