Jonah Quote #195
Amy: I don't wanna die in a Cloud 9 surrounded by diarrhea medicine.
Jonah: Well, you know, We're in a safe place. You know, you're supposed to stay away from south and west walls, and you're never supposed to hide under an overpass. That's... that's just a myth.
Amy: What are you talking about?
Jonah: I'm just talking to comfort you. Is it working?
Amy: No, not really.
Jonah: Okay, I'll keep talking.
Amy: Okay.
Jonah: I mean, the thing about this structure is... It's really solid, you know? It's very strong, it's very sturdy. It's...
Amy: It's very sexy.
Jonah: I... think I might be the only one who could pull that word off. Oh, that's... that's just, um... that's just the grid. Uh, recalibrating.
Amy: We're gonna die in a Cloud 9 surrounded by diarrhea medicine.
Jonah: Well... we should keep talking so those aren't your last words.
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