Dina Quote #178
Quote from Dina in Valentine's Day
Dina: Hey, sweetheart. Did you get what I sent you in for, or did you get distracted? Men, right?
Jonah: Hey, wh... who...
Dina: Look, Tyler and Megan are in the car.
Shannon: Oh, you're married?
Jonah: No, no, no, no, no. Those are not my kids. Those are your kids with your boyfriend.
Dina: How dare you! You are the closest thing those kids have had to a father since he died at war.
Jonah: Fighting for the other side, and we are not married!
Dina: I never signed any divorce papers!
Jonah: You don't remember you signed them because of your drinking problem!
Dina: I drink because of you!
Jonah: You don't... great, now she's gone. Why would you do that?
Dina: You put your personal libido in front of busting a thief.
Jonah: She's not a thief! She... oh, my God. My wallet's gone.
Dina: There you go.
Jonah: Oh, wait, no, no. It's in the other pocket. My chiropractor told me to switch it up.
Superstore Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers. It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air, along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores, so pick up a Supercloud air purifier and convince yourself it's making a difference, which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan.
Quote from Myrtle
Amy: Hi, Myrtle. Look, I just... I want to say I'm sorry. I was totally out of line.
Myrtle: He was saying such filth, how much he liked my sweater.
Amy: Oh, well, is that really that bad?
Myrtle: He meant he liked what's under my sweater.
Amy: Okay, maybe, but maybe... I don't know... it is possible that you misunderstood what he said or...
Myrtle: Oh, blame the victim. She's blaming the victim!
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, I see. It's wrong when I try to do matchmaking, but you get to whip out the fangs, huh?
Amy: What fangs?
Glenn: Cupid's fangs.
Amy: Glenn, again, an arrow.