Dina: Hey, sweetheart. Did you get what I sent you in for, or did you get distracted? Men, right?
Jonah: Hey, wh... who...
Dina: Look, Tyler and Megan are in the car.
Shannon: Oh, you're married?
Jonah: No, no, no, no, no. Those are not my kids. Those are your kids with your boyfriend.
Dina: How dare you! You are the closest thing those kids have had to a father since he died at war.
Jonah: Fighting for the other side, and we are not married!
Dina: I never signed any divorce papers!
Jonah: You don't remember you signed them because of your drinking problem!
Dina: I drink because of you!
Jonah: You don't... great, now she's gone. Why would you do that?
Dina: You put your personal libido in front of busting a thief.
Jonah: She's not a thief! She... oh, my God. My wallet's gone.
Dina: There you go.
Jonah: Oh, wait, no, no. It's in the other pocket. My chiropractor told me to switch it up.