Garrett Quote #167
Quote from Garrett in Lost and Found
Dina: What's wrong?
Garrett: Nothin', I'm cool. Just chillin'.
Dina: So weird.
Garrett: You're the weird one! You're so weird that nobody even can tell how weird you really are 'cause you make weird normal! If there was a day that you acted normal, now that would be weird, right? Right? Oh, oh, okay. I'm the crazy one? Maybe so. I am yelling in public, which is not something I normally do, completely out of character, possibly a little crazy! [to a customer] Can I help you, Turtleneck? You need some help? Now, if anybody needs me, I'll be in my car listening to yacht rock and eating two Take 5s to calm myself down! Whoo!
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Garrett: Oh, hey, Dina, what's up?
Dina: So are you just planning to avoid me until one of us quits, or...?
Garrett: No, no, no, no, it's just, you know, I've been busy. You know, different shifts, whatevers and etceteras. Look, Dina, the time we had together was special, but, as a child of divorce...
Dina: Oh, believe me. I have absolutely no interest in pursuing this. I mean, do you have any idea the kind of men I've had? Sky diving instructors, hand models, two of the original members of Fine Young Cannibals. Come on.