Amy Quote #112
Quote from Amy in Seasonal Help
Amy: God, I'm so pissed, Glenn. I mean, I've been here so long and you can't even make an exception for me?
Glenn: I can't. I'm... I'm sorry.
Jonah: Come on, Glenn!
Amy: No exceptions.
Adam: Oh, it's okay.
Amy: It's just the way they do things here.
Glenn: No, no, you're right. I should make an exception.
Amy: Yeah, but you're all full up and that...
Glenn: Welcome aboard.
Adam: Thank you.
Glenn: Glad to have you. Amy, you owe me one.
Adam: Awesome! This'll be fun!
Jonah: Ultra cool!
Amy: I'm so excited about this.
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‘Seasonal Help’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Jonah: Yeah, I... I shouldn't gamble. I used to get a little carried away.
Garrett: [British accent] Oh, I'm Jonah. I'm too proper to gamble. Where's me monocle?
Dina: Mm-kay. [Russian accent] Oh, Hi, I'm Jonah. I eat macadamia nuts out of jar inside of other jar. [normal voice] Right?
Garrett: No, what? No, not "right." What was that?
Jonah: Okay, all right, I'll take the... the one with the dermatological...
Garrett: Rashface?
Jonah: Rashface. I'll take one buck on Rashface.
Dina: [Russian accent] Da! One ruble from fur hat for glory of Soviet Union!
Garrett: What are you doing? He's not Russian.
Dina: Yeah, well, he's not British either.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: 20 bucks on Isaac the Ginger Giant.
Garrett: Man, this is intense. I didn't even know we sold dry erase boards this big.
Jonah: Bought it at a different store. Who's next?
Cheyenne: So we just pick one?
Jonah: It's a pari-mutuel betting pool with live odds, no rake, and I'm open to exotic bets, okay? You know, exactas, trifectas, quadrellas, or "quaddies."
Garrett: Or we could all just pick one.
Cheyenne: Pick one, nice.
Jonah: Fine, so whoever's temp quits first takes the pot? Okay, cool. I mean, I... I worked out all the odds, I guess, for nothing. But I had fun doing it, so good times. Who's next?
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Oh, don't worry. I'll clean that up for you. Ugh, what is the point of these people? They're so bad, they make Jonah look competent.
Jonah: I know.