Dina Quote #115

Quote from Dina in Dog Adoption Day

Dina: Hey, you forgot to clock in this morning.
Garrett: Oh, yeah, I came in behind Elias and got distracted. What's going on with his butt?
Dina: Make sure to clock in at some point so we can start paying you.
Garrett: Oh, hold up. Wait. I haven't been paid for the last two hours? Can't you just adjust the timesheet?
Dina: Can. Won't. Rules are rules.
Garrett: Are you being serious?
Dina: Yeah, I'm being serious, and "what's up" with Elias's butt is he started cycling. Obviously.

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Cheyenne: Do you ever regret getting married so young?
Amy: Um, no. I mean, I wouldn't say regret, but I did miss out on some experiences and stuff.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like threesomes.
Amy: No, I didn't mean...
Cheyenne: Like sex with Italian guys?
Amy: More like Nordic. But I didn't mean sex, I meant life and dating and, you know, stuff like that.

Quote from Dina

Dina: You're all ingrates. I hope someone sets you all on fire, and you need a volunteer to put it out.
Amy: It's too much for 6:00 a.m., Dina.
Dina: I don't think it's enough.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: I once got dehydration so bad I was hospitalized for a month. They said it was like the worst case they'd ever seen.
Jonah: Oh, my God. Really?
Mateo: No, I was just trying to beat your story. Sorry, I'm competitive.
Jonah: Yeah, well. We all got our stuff.
Mateo: I got more stuff than you, though.
Jonah: Okay.
Mateo: I want to talk last.