Glenn Quote #132
Quote from Glenn in Spokesman Scandal
Glenn: Okay, let's not rush to judgment. These are just allegations. I'm sure he didn't do it.
Amy: Wait, Glenn? Why are you so sure he didn't do it?
Glenn: Because, Amy, I met Kyle at a corporate conference last year. We had a great conversation. He seemed like a good guy.
Garrett: Well, that settles it. I guess there's no reason for a trial.
Glenn: I am telling you, there is no way that good man could have done this horrible thing. Right, Jeff?
Jeff: [pause] Uh-huh.
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Quote from Garrett
Dina: The test will detect any drugs in your system. We're talking marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines.
Garrett: What about power pellets?
Dina: Ah... I don't see that. What are they?
Garrett: Oh, you just take some big boppers, you cut in some fetty wap, you put a little disco shake on there, and then you roll that up in some Doc McStuffins. Smoke it. Get real high.
Quote from Dina
Dina: I have a work-related question. What security measures are we taking to avoid revenge crimes?
Glenn: Revenge crimes?
Dina: Families of the victims trying to eat us as payback. I mean, that's what I would do.
Quote from Jeff
Jeff: As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman has been accused of some improprieties.
Garrett: By improprieties, you mean killing and eating people, right? Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?
Jeff: The killing and eating. I can't speak to his tax situation.