Jonah Quote #113
Quote from Jonah in Spokesman Scandal
[Jonah walks out naked under his Cloud 9 smock]
Jonah: Hey. How's it going? Good to see you. Good afternoon. It is cold in here, isn't it? They crank that A/C up. I need a drink myself. Hi. Good afternoon. Hey. Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might a-get it.
Adam: Oh, hey, man.
Jonah: Oh, hey, Adam. What... how's it... what's... what's going on, man?
Amy: Adam just came to pick me up.
Jonah: Yeah, me too. I mean, I'm going as well. It's the end of the day. I'm tired myself. Yeah, I get it. I was just... just coming to say good-bye. Um... I'll catch you on the flip side, all right, bro? It's good to see you. Okay.
[Jonah turns around and walks back with his rear end showing]
Adam: So... what was that about?
Amy: Um... nothing. He's just weird.
Adam: Oh, we should set him up with your brother.
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Jeff: As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman has been accused of some improprieties.
Garrett: By improprieties, you mean killing and eating people, right? Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?
Jeff: The killing and eating. I can't speak to his tax situation.