Amy Quote #105

Quote from Amy in Spokesman Scandal

Glenn: Oh, I'm just having a bad day.
Amy: You want to talk about it? I'm happy to be your blender.
Glenn: My blender?
Amy: Yeah, you know, like, you give me your thoughts and your feelings, and I'll mix 'em up and give you back something real good. [Jonah puts down the blender he was holding up]
Glenn: Okay, I'm not sure I made the right decision about this whole drug testing thing.
Amy: Yeah, it's a bit extreme. Sort of like a... [Jonah holds up a watermelon] it's like a watermelon-sized reaction.
Glenn: Watermelon. Yeah. It's just, I was so wrong about Kyle. It makes me question how much I really know the people around here.
Amy: Sure, you don't know everything about everyone, but you know the important stuff. Like, you know that Garrett is a can of soup. [Jonah holds up a can of soup] You know, he's hard on the outside, but warm and soft on the inside.
Glenn: He is a can of soup.
Amy: Yeah. And Cheyenne is... [Jonah holds up a yoga mat] Cheyenne's a yoga mat. She's colorful and she's fun, and... then also she's, like, a little thick. [Jonah holds up an alarm clock] ...and Jonah is an alarm clock. He's just, like, so annoying in the morning.

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 ‘Spokesman Scandal’ Quotes

Quote from Garrett

Dina: The test will detect any drugs in your system. We're talking marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines.
Garrett: What about power pellets?
Dina: Ah... I don't see that. What are they?
Garrett: Oh, you just take some big boppers, you cut in some fetty wap, you put a little disco shake on there, and then you roll that up in some Doc McStuffins. Smoke it. Get real high.

Quote from Dina

Dina: I have a work-related question. What security measures are we taking to avoid revenge crimes?
Glenn: Revenge crimes?
Dina: Families of the victims trying to eat us as payback. I mean, that's what I would do.

Quote from Jeff

Jeff: As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman has been accused of some improprieties.
Garrett: By improprieties, you mean killing and eating people, right? Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?
Jeff: The killing and eating. I can't speak to his tax situation.