Cheyenne Quote #326
Quote from Cheyenne in Lowell Anderson
Lowell Anderson: You know, people like to call me the Elon Musk of big-box stores, but to me, he's the Lowell Anderson of, you know, whatever it is he does. [bites into apple] Yuck, that's mealy.
Cheyenne: Mm. Actually, I just remembered, um, it's almost lunchtime. You probably have to head out to some fancy fish and strawberries place.
Lowell Anderson: Oh, no. I got all day. Yeah, when I visit my stores, I like to get involved. You know, really roll up my sleeves.
Cheyenne: Oh, cool. I bet your elbows are rad.
Lowell Anderson: Oh, hold on. Oh, look at that. That customer couldn't get a feel for that blender because of all this damn packaging. You know, the customer wants to have a hands-on experience with the product, but... You know what? Let's take everything out of the boxes.
Cheyenne: Everything? Like in the whole store? Maybe we should talk the idea through before we decide if it's... good.
Lowell Anderson: You know, I don't really expect you to grasp this kind of out-of-the-box thinking, but I'll tell you what. Just for now, let's go with my idea. And once you build a billion-dollar company, we'll go with one of your ideas. [blows nose in a towel] All right, let's empty these boxes.
Cheyenne: Ew!
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Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
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Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
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Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?