Glenn Quote #683
Quote from Glenn in Deep Cleaning
Glenn: Well, you know what? Maybe we can celebrate all the holidays. You know, have an All-iday Party! Do you get it? All the holidays?
Sandra: I get it.
Garrett: Yeah. Yeah, that's genius. [chuckles] Yeah, but I just think that maybe we got our hands full with one holiday.
Cody: Don't forget about Thanksgiving, man. You know, the one with the pilgrims and the turkey?
Glenn: Yeah, no, I know what Thanksgiving is, but... All right, sure. Yes, we'll all have Thanksgiving dinner too. Okay?
Tony: That's cool.
Glenn: Wow, this party is gonna be... great once it all comes together, eventually.
Garrett: Are you kidding me, Glenn? Cooking Thanksgiving dinner?
Glenn: Well...
Garrett: That's too much work!
Glenn: Yeah, but not after the tough year that they've all had. I mean, look at poor Nia. She's never gotten to celebrate any of the holidays with us.
Nia: It's okay. I do those with family and friends.
Glenn: Well, you're gonna forget all about them once you've partied with us at work. All-iday!
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Quote from Carol
Hannah: So that's all I need from you. I'll give you a call if there's any updates.
Carol: Great. And did you get my text about which employees here I think are circumcised?
Hannah: I did. Yes. Uh, I'm sorry. How do you think that helps?
Carol: You're the lawyer.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Okay, I think we can make this work. You know, we'll just pick the fur out, and, you know... and then sort of smush it back together, and then let the good times roll.
Garrett: Come on, Glenn. It's fine. We'll just tell people the party's off.
Glenn: No! People deserve a good time. Come on. We can fix this. Garrett, why aren't you picking and smushing?
Garrett: 'Cause I'm not gonna do that, dude! Just get over it. There's nothing you can do to make people happy. That's just the way it is. The pandemic happened, and everybody had a [bleep] year.
Glenn: You don't think I know that? Look, I gotta try to give them something! I mean, people have been working nonstop for so long, risking their health, you know, and then we didn't even get Christmas. You know, we had to stay at home eating baloney sandwiches and watching church on Facebook Live! I- I- People have missed out on so much. And I just wanna give them, like, one little ray of sunshine, but I guess not! Not in this... piece of crap year! [eats]
Garrett: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Glenn: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur. And I don't care!
Quote from Cheyenne
Marcus: So what? Now we have to do a deep clean, like, every year?
Garrett: Yeah, one deep clean a year during a pandemic does sound a little excessive.
Cheyenne: Wow. How has it been a year already? But also, how has it only been a year?