Glenn Quote #680
Quote from Glenn in Depositions
Glenn: Why is this happening to me? Why do people think that I'm at fault for Carol's electrocution?
Jonah: Uh, well, so, uh, when I was trying to defend you, uh, we were talking about the robot malfunction, and I may have suggested that you were... a little less than 100% competent.
Glenn: You said that?
Jonah: Yeah.
Glenn: You don't think I'm competent?
Jonah: No, Glenn, that's... It came out wrong...
Glenn: No, no. I'm... I'm happy to find out what you really think of me. But I may have to take your picture out of my wallet.
Jonah: Glenn, come on. What picture is this again?
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing, or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off for an appointment with his Mandalorian?
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: In tenth grade, I was caught between Bo and this guy Darius that he used to freestyle rap with.
Dina: What did you do?
Cheyenne: I told Bo how I felt, and then he took a poo in the backseat of Darius's mom's station wagon.
Dina: Cheyenne, I had such high hopes, and have truly no idea what to take from that story.
Cheyenne: I'm just saying that you should tell Garrett how you feel because maybe he feels the same way. And if he's not willing to take a crap in the backseat of Brian's car, then.... pfft, there's no decision to make.
Quote from Carol
Jonah: Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody.
Marcus: Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? Jonah screwed up royally, and now she's going after Glenn.
Carol: Oh, no, I hate to hear that. But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? [inhales] Now, what should I name my boat? I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," but I'm open to other ideas.