Dina Quote #731
Quote from Dina in Ground Rules
Garrett: Let's do it.
Dina: Oh, great. I gotta say, you seemed like a pretty hard no.
Garrett: Oh, yeah, no, I mean, look. It's casual, it's fun, it's still mid-pando. Why wouldn't I want to do it?
Dina: Yes! Seriously, Garrett, this is gonna be awesome. I'm gonna let the doctor know you're back in.
Garrett: [chuckles] Oh. By doctor, you mean Brian?
Dina: No, no, Dr. Hartshorn. Yeah, I ordered you a physical and full panel of STI tests. You can pay me back later.
Garrett: Uh...
Dina: [on the phone] Hey, Hartshorn. He's back in. [whispers to Garrett] Yeah, you're gonna have to fast on Tuesday.
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Mateo: Before you speak, think, "How would an evil queen decree this?"
Cheyenne: Ooh, yeah.
Mateo: And just a couple other things I thought of.
Cheyenne: Oh.
Mateo: No more campfire games with employees and no sparkly makeup. Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. They're unprofessional.
Cheyenne: Uh, okay.
Mateo: But otherwise, you are killing it, girl.
Cheyenne: Thanks.
Mateo: Oh, you should probably change your shoes. I mean, they're fun but, it looks like you skinned a Care Bear.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, here's a perfect place to update shift assignments. Hmm. Isaac, you shall henceforth be working on register four to maximize efficiency and expedite expenditure.
Sayid: What's happening? Why do you sound like Nurse Ratched on the Netflix series Ratched?
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm running this meeting like Mateo in a very professional manner. Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Okay, ha, ha, very funny. But you know what? Even this is way better than your usual singles cruise director attitude.
Cheyenne: [British accent] Oh, I doth agree because one should never have a fun, cool attitude when one can have a stick up their arse! [all laugh]
Carol: Oh, my God, that's so good.
Isaac: You're tearing him apart. Do his walk.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. That's not how I... [British accent] Uh, uh, oh, God, I right dropped me cane!
Mateo: What cane? I don't have a cane!
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Sorry about the long bathroom break. I opened the Harper's app and you know how that story ends.