Dina Quote #724
Quote from Dina in Ground Rules
Dina: It just doesn't make sense. I mean, I'm crazy about Brian. And I was up all night last night thinking about it. "Why did this happen? Am I a bad person? Did Garrett use some kind of seduction pheromones?"
Garrett: And is that the one you landed on?
Dina: No, no. I finally realized I think this is because Brian has been away a lot. He's been helping out at some understaffed animal sanctuaries, so I think I've just been really lonely.
Garrett: I get that. I mean, I'm in a weird head space these days, too. I mean, Zoom dating is basically interviewing somebody while judging their wall art.
Dina: Mm. I guess you gotta keep your hands in frame, right? Otherwise the other person's gonna think you're touching yourself.
Garrett: What? No, I usually... I keep 'em... are people thinking that?
Dina: Oh, absolutely.
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Mateo: Before you speak, think, "How would an evil queen decree this?"
Cheyenne: Ooh, yeah.
Mateo: And just a couple other things I thought of.
Cheyenne: Oh.
Mateo: No more campfire games with employees and no sparkly makeup. Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. They're unprofessional.
Cheyenne: Uh, okay.
Mateo: But otherwise, you are killing it, girl.
Cheyenne: Thanks.
Mateo: Oh, you should probably change your shoes. I mean, they're fun but, it looks like you skinned a Care Bear.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, here's a perfect place to update shift assignments. Hmm. Isaac, you shall henceforth be working on register four to maximize efficiency and expedite expenditure.
Sayid: What's happening? Why do you sound like Nurse Ratched on the Netflix series Ratched?
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm running this meeting like Mateo in a very professional manner. Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Okay, ha, ha, very funny. But you know what? Even this is way better than your usual singles cruise director attitude.
Cheyenne: [British accent] Oh, I doth agree because one should never have a fun, cool attitude when one can have a stick up their arse! [all laugh]
Carol: Oh, my God, that's so good.
Isaac: You're tearing him apart. Do his walk.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. That's not how I... [British accent] Uh, uh, oh, God, I right dropped me cane!
Mateo: What cane? I don't have a cane!
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Sorry about the long bathroom break. I opened the Harper's app and you know how that story ends.