Mateo Quote #393
Quote from Mateo in Ground Rules
Mateo: Oh, hey. No biggie, but when I mentioned no stickers on your clipboard, I meant, like, no stickers period.
Cheyenne: Look, I'm really sorry that you had to stop being floor supervisor, but I just need to do this my own way, okay?
Mateo: Okay. I just figured you'd want to do the job well instead of, you know, having Carol do the worm to get out of go-backs.
Cheyenne: Well, I actually think I'm doing a really good job. Yeah, the games and stuff are dorky, but they help people forget that their job sucks for a second.
Mateo: I'm just saying you might want to listen to the gold standard floor supervisor.
Cheyenne: You weren't even given the job. You just started saying that you had it. At least I was, like, chosen to do this.
Mateo: Yeah, because I wasn't eligible, okay? If they could've had a professional like me, they wouldn't have put up with your rainbow sparkle Hello Kitty crap.
Cheyenne: Oh, okay. We're being honest now? Well, this morning when you asked me about your nose pores, I lied. They are visible. You could dunk a basketball in them. [Mateo gasps]
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Mateo: Before you speak, think, "How would an evil queen decree this?"
Cheyenne: Ooh, yeah.
Mateo: And just a couple other things I thought of.
Cheyenne: Oh.
Mateo: No more campfire games with employees and no sparkly makeup. Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. They're unprofessional.
Cheyenne: Uh, okay.
Mateo: But otherwise, you are killing it, girl.
Cheyenne: Thanks.
Mateo: Oh, you should probably change your shoes. I mean, they're fun but, it looks like you skinned a Care Bear.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, here's a perfect place to update shift assignments. Hmm. Isaac, you shall henceforth be working on register four to maximize efficiency and expedite expenditure.
Sayid: What's happening? Why do you sound like Nurse Ratched on the Netflix series Ratched?
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm running this meeting like Mateo in a very professional manner. Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Okay, ha, ha, very funny. But you know what? Even this is way better than your usual singles cruise director attitude.
Cheyenne: [British accent] Oh, I doth agree because one should never have a fun, cool attitude when one can have a stick up their arse! [all laugh]
Carol: Oh, my God, that's so good.
Isaac: You're tearing him apart. Do his walk.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. That's not how I... [British accent] Uh, uh, oh, God, I right dropped me cane!
Mateo: What cane? I don't have a cane!
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Sorry about the long bathroom break. I opened the Harper's app and you know how that story ends.