Dina Quote #729

Quote from Dina in Ground Rules

Dina: I know it's a lot, but once we get it all sorted out, I promise it will be fun.
Garrett: Will it?
Dina: Yes! All hangin' and bangin' and none of that annoying relationship stuff? Think about it. If I get into a fight with my stupid sister, I'm not gonna bug you with that. I'm gonna bring that to QB1 here.
Brian: That's right. And I'm gonna be all like, "Dina, your sister's attachment issues are not your problem." Boom.
Garrett: Okay. Yeah, I guess.
Dina: Here, we got you something. [places Teddy Bear on the table]
Garrett: Wow. Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this since I'm a grown man.
Brian: Well, it's actually more of a demonstration, you know? We checked out a lot of websites and they said it's really important to establish sexual boundaries, so we will stick a thumbs-up sticker everywhere you're allowed to touch Dina.
Dina: Now, the thumbs-up represents a general green light, but in some cases, it's a little more literal. We'll walk you through those when we get there.
Garrett: Yeah, no, no. Nope, not doing it. I'm out. Nope, nope, nope.
Dina: Wait! I was just gonna put stickers on the bear's boobs. You love those.

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 ‘Ground Rules’ Quotes

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Mateo: Before you speak, think, "How would an evil queen decree this?"
Cheyenne: Ooh, yeah.
Mateo: And just a couple other things I thought of.
Cheyenne: Oh.
Mateo: No more campfire games with employees and no sparkly makeup. Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. They're unprofessional.
Cheyenne: Uh, okay.
Mateo: But otherwise, you are killing it, girl.
Cheyenne: Thanks.
Mateo: Oh, you should probably change your shoes. I mean, they're fun but, it looks like you skinned a Care Bear.

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Oh, here's a perfect place to update shift assignments. Hmm. Isaac, you shall henceforth be working on register four to maximize efficiency and expedite expenditure.
Sayid: What's happening? Why do you sound like Nurse Ratched on the Netflix series Ratched?
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm running this meeting like Mateo in a very professional manner. Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Okay, ha, ha, very funny. But you know what? Even this is way better than your usual singles cruise director attitude.
Cheyenne: [British accent] Oh, I doth agree because one should never have a fun, cool attitude when one can have a stick up their arse! [all laugh]
Carol: Oh, my God, that's so good.
Isaac: You're tearing him apart. Do his walk.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. That's not how I... [British accent] Uh, uh, oh, God, I right dropped me cane!
Mateo: What cane? I don't have a cane!

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Sorry about the long bathroom break. I opened the Harper's app and you know how that story ends.