Sandra: Aqua socks, Amy? [Bleep] aqua socks? I hate you, 2020!

Mateo: Shh, guys, best part!
Mateo: [on video] Amy, you've done so much for me. You gave me this job, you've helped me through some... some hard times. And if it weren't for you, I never would've met my boyfriend.
Amy: Right?
Mateo: [on video] Because even though I said, "Stop, I'm not gonna date your brother," even when it became a clear HR violation...
Dina: It is.
Mateo: [on video] You just kept pushing. And, Amy, you were right. [sings] ♪ Who can say if I've been changed for the better? ♪ ♪ Because I knew you ♪ ♪ Because I knew you ♪ [harmonizing with self on video] ♪ Because I knew you ♪ ♪ I have been changed ♪ ♪ For good ♪
Glenn: That'll do, pig.
Mateo: Excuse me?

Justine: Best friend? Jeez! I'm so thrilled you thought of me.
Dina: You're just in the running, okay? And with you, I'm mostly interested in your ability to donate any organs I may need in the future.
Justine: Well, I hope you don't need a vagina, because I'll be using it. [Dina exhales deeply] Also, my kidneys aren't great.