Jeff Quote #71
Quote from Jeff in Zephra Cares
Amy: And this is the break room. Um... Oh, I... I noticed that there was always a really long line at the toaster, so I bought another one. Which, you know, I think people appreciated.
Jeff: I think you got your headline there, "Manager buys toaster."
Amy: That's helpful, Jeff. Thank you. Oh, and also, I know how hard it is to eat healthy during long shifts, so I keep this cabinet full of healthy snacks for everyone.
Jeff: Oof, that cabinet is pretty full. Seems like people would rather die than eat that stuff.
Amy: Well, I just replenished it.
Jeff: Yeah, and thank you for the healthy seaweed snack, SpongeBob. Just messing with you, SpongeBob.
Amy: Sorry, I'm... I'm SpongeBob? Is...
Superstore Quotes
‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
Quote from Garrett
Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.