Mateo Quote #349

Quote from Mateo in Employee App

Marcus: Every time you take a trip back and forth to the stock room, you earn points. I'm already at "Stockroom Fiend."
Mateo: Well, I'm a "Stockroom Rockstar." If I ever get "Stockroom Fiend" again, kill me.
Cheyenne: [chuckles] Seriously.

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