Mateo Quote #341
Quote from Mateo in Sandra's Wedding
Eric: You sure I can't get you a drink?
Mateo: No.
Eric: Cranberry juice?
Mateo: What do I have, a UTI? Sorry. Just go enjoy the wedding.
Eric: That sounds like something someone says but they don't actually want you to do it.
Mateo: It's not like that, okay? There's no reason for both of us to be stuck back here.
Eric: You sure?
Mateo: Please, just go have fun!
Eric: All right, I'll be back in a few. [exits]
Mateo: [scoffs] Rude.
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‘Sandra's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Sandra: You guys are the best. I love you all.
All: Aw...
Carol: Wait! Don't eat that. They're filled with laxatives.
Dina: What? Why? I mean, I get that some of you may have that problem. For the record, I do not. My doctor is begging me to eat less fiber. I won't do it.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So, uh, one story that comes to mind when I think of Jerry is Jerry and I went to... A rodeo. Yeah, yeah, it's funny, because we're in a cowboy restaurant, but I would've told this story either way. Um, so we're at the rodeo, right? And we're watching these guys ride the bucking broncos. And Jerry leans over to me and says... "I can do that." [laughter]
Sandra: Really?
Jerry: [laughs]
Garrett: It was so sad. So sad.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So we're flying, okay? We're doing 80 down the freeway, and the mob guys are chasing us 'cause they had money on the rodeo, all right? And I lean over to Jerry. I go, "Jerry, what are you getting me into here?" And Jerry, calm as a cucumber, looks at me, tips down his sunglasses, and goes, "Welcome to my life." [laughter]
Sandra: "Welcome to my life"!
Garrett: So, Sandra, welcome to Jerry's life. Let's all raise a glass to many more adventures. Congratulations.
All: Cheers.
Sandra: When did you get sunglasses?
Jerry: I guess at a rodeo.