Quote from Mateo in Sandra's Wedding
Eric: You sure I can't get you a drink? Mateo: No. Eric: Cranberry juice? Mateo: What do I have, a UTI? Sorry. Just go enjoy the wedding. Eric: That sounds like something someone says but they don't actually want you to do it. Mateo: It's not like that, okay? There's no reason for both of us to be stuck back here. Eric: You sure? Mateo: Please, just go have fun! Eric: All right, I'll be back in a few. [exits] Mateo: [scoffs] Rude.