Amy Quote #565
Jonah: I can't be the guy that keeps this money, right? I don't even know why I have it.
Amy: 'Cause you're the sweet prince.
Jonah: [sighs] I'm just gonna give it back to the family. Then they'll have the money and everyone here will know that I'm just like a regular man of the people.
Amy: The people would never turn down $1,000. Everybody here would keep that money. Some would try to steal more of it.
Jonah: Okay, well, then what if I gave it to you? I mean, I'm living in your house. It's the least I can do.
Amy: Yeah, you know, I haven't wanted to say anything, but you do owe me, like, 19 grand, but I'd prefer you pay me back in sex.
Jonah: Mm, that's a lot of sex. Okay, well, how about we just share it, then? We could spend it on something nice, like a trip.
Amy: Ooh, I have always wanted to go to Florida.
Jonah: Like the Florida from the news?
Amy: Well, if you ignore all the people, it's basically Hawaii.
Superstore Quotes
‘Myrtle’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: I can't believe Myrtle's gone.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she was so sweet, and lived through so much. Her e‐mail address was from Yahoo.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: You're selling bootleg makeup.
Cheyenne: Shh. Corona turned me on to her little side hustle selling this makeup, and she's been making bank. She keeps Instagramming herself rolling around in money.
Mateo: Ew. Money is filthy.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she got a staph infection from it, but she can afford mad antibiotics now.
Mateo: Lucy May? [scoffs] Cheyenne, I've heard about this. This is a pyramid scheme.
Cheyenne: No, no, no, it's called multi‐level marketing. The different levels get smaller and smaller as you go up. It's kind of shaped like a triangle.
Mateo: Trust me. It's a scam. It'll just make your money problems worse.
Cheyenne: But it's so easy. I just recruit people, and then I get a cut. It's like I'm a makeup pimp.
Quote from Sandra
Amy: When I first hired Myrtle to be my assistant, she used to leave loose hot dogs on my desk every day. I think she thought I'd asked for that, but she just really cared.
Glenn: She did. And she was really getting a lot less racist towards the end.
All: Yeah.
Sandra: She still called me Moana sometimes, but at least she saw the movie. Representation matters.