Jonah: A 75-cent wage increase? We're asking for $3.
Herb: You're floor workers. It's not your fault that you don't get the ins and outs of the budget.
Jonah: We may be floor workers, but we're not morons. I-I actually went to business school.
Sandra: And I'm engaged to be married.
Herb: Exciting. Look, if your negotiator were here, she'd tell you that this is the best deal you're gonna get.
Jonah: You're right, she's not. But that doesn't mean that you get to just sprinkle a few crumbs and expect a thank-you. We're... We're not here for the crumbs, you know? W-w-we're here for the whole, you know, cookie. The... or the... the pie. The whole baked good.
Herb: Okay, just relax.
Jonah: We don't get to relax! That's kind of the point. No, we go to work mopping up scum in your stores and... and ruining our knees lifting boxes, and after all of that, we still can't afford rent or... or to go to a doctor when we're sick or to... to buy a car instead of taking five different buses to work.
Herb: Five buses? Really?
Sandra: The 34 to the 66 to the 94 to the 70 to the 58X.
Herb: [sighs] Look, guys, we want to work with you. It's just that this stuff is kind of complicated.
Jonah: We'll make it simple for you. Do better, or we go on strike.