Mateo Quote #327
Quote from Mateo in Negotiations
Garrett: And if you have any problems, my man Tony's email is right here on the box. Check it out.
Man: Well...
Mateo: Sorry to intrude. But you have the exact same physique as my friend Chris. Would you mind trying this on?
Man: Sure. No problem.
Mateo: Thank you.
Garrett: I don't remember you ever talking about a friend named Chris.
Mateo: Oh, he just moved here. He's an archaeologist. Hmm, no. Thank you, but this is all wrong for Chris. It makes you look so muscular... And he's trying to get less attention from women... and occasionally men?
Man: Muscular? Really?
Garrett: Yeah, you know, and if you want to keep that body tight, nothing's better than a healthy snack like popcorn.
Mateo: I think he knows what he's doing with his body. I mean, have you seen the sweater? It's... Why are you taking that off?
Man: Yeah, thanks. I'm... I'm just browsing today.
Garrett: Oh, come on.
Mateo: But... No, you have to buy one of these!
Garrett: Yeah, browsing's for cowards, dude!
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