Garrett Quote #412
Quote from Garrett in Toy Drive
Garrett: So I just got off the phone with Colleen. The friendly non-ghost, and guess what? She never even got my texts because her phone was in her car and her car got towed.
Cheyenne: Oh.
Garrett: And when she finally got her phone back, it didn't work 'cause it had overheated.
Cheyenne: Oh, that sucks.
Garrett: No, no, it's true because of the windows. Like the greenhouse effect? Oh, okay, so now you're saying Colleen made up the greenhouse effect? Uh, hello, climatologists? My coworker thinks my girlfriend made up the greenhouse effect. What's that? It's established science? Oh, okay. Turns out, it's science, so...
Cheyenne: Cool.
Garrett: No, don't use that tone. It's true, okay? We're good. She just has to go out of town for a minute because her dad's in a play, but she's gonna reach out as soon as she gets back.
Cheyenne: Great, that's awesome.
Garrett: Stop it, I can tell you don't believe it.
Cheyenne: Why wouldn't I believe it?
Garrett: 'Cause it's highly improbable!
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Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
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