Marcus Quote #303
Quote from Marcus in Forced Hire
Jonah: Well, I mean there's always the option of not hooking up with Colleen.
Garrett: Yeah, see, that just doesn't make any sense to me. I...
[Jonah tries to hide when he sees Marcus approaching]
Marcus: J-bone! There you are, buddy. All right, I am ready to talk union. I was thinking we could do it over some hoops. Maybe some one-on-one, a little Horse, or just, like, run some passing drills?
Jonah: Uh, you know what, as... as much as I'd like to, um, to hoop with you, I gotta... Garrett needs me to help with the...
Garrett: No, I don't.
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, the... you know, the... the... the announcement that you...
Garrett: Already did it, man. You're good to go... hoop it up.
Jonah: Oh... great, thanks, friend.
Garrett: Anytime, buddy.
Marcus: Nice, let's do it! Shirts versus skins. I'm wearing a shirt, so...
Superstore Quotes
‘Forced Hire’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Just a reminder about our emotional support snake policy. We don't have one, so please do not bring your... [Dina grabs the microphone]
Dina: You know how I said there's no way I will ever forgive you for what happened to my birds? Well, guess what? There is a way. I need you to make Colleen quit because I hate her.
Garrett: Okay, so you hate Colleen, you hate me... How many enemies do you have?
Dina: 37. 36, and then my bitch neighbor had a baby.
Garrett: All right, look, Dina, I don't have any beef with this woman and I don't know how you'd go about making someone quit.
Dina: Well, you managed to make my birds quit living. I'm sure you can figure something out. Just get her out of here and make sure I'm not tied to it at all and I'll stop doing things like this. [knocks over drink]
Garrett: That was Elias's.
Dina: Oh, well, that's fine. Elias is also on my list.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: It's supposed to be a pyramid. I think you, of all people, could handle that.
Sayid: I'm Syrian, not Egyptian.
Mateo: Clearly.
[later, Mateo stops Sarah as she stacks a shelf of cleaning products:]
Mateo: Don't mind me... just making it not look like crap. Labels out. [whispers] Thank you.
[later, Mateo interrupts Janet packing a customer's bag on checkout:]
Mateo: Sorry, she's not usually this bad. [Glenn gasps] Heavy stuff goes in the bottom... because of gravity.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: [groans] God, this sucks. I just feel so useless. And not like the way most people here are useless. I just mean, like, no purpose.