Marcus Quote #304
Quote from Marcus in Forced Hire
Jonah: Okay, you know what, Marcus, no, I'm not doing this, okay? I know I'm supposed to go through you, but I'm just gonna go in there and I'm gonna talk to the warehouse guys myself.
Marcus: You need me, okay? These guys don't relate to you. These guys don't listen to NPR and eat Faberge eggs for breakfast.
Jonah: I would hope nobody...
Marcus: They respond to guys' guys. You know, guys who work with their hands, who know how to grill a burger.
Jonah: Marcus...
Marcus: The kind of guys who would chug a liter of barbecue sauce just 'cause someone dared them to.
Jonah: I disagree, all right? I think they are gonna listen to reason. You underestimate these guys. I'm gonna go in there and I'm not coming out until every single one of them signs these cards.
Marcus: Okay, but you're gonna fail. And I'll be there for you when you do, 'cause we're friends.
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Quote from Dina
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Just a reminder about our emotional support snake policy. We don't have one, so please do not bring your... [Dina grabs the microphone]
Dina: You know how I said there's no way I will ever forgive you for what happened to my birds? Well, guess what? There is a way. I need you to make Colleen quit because I hate her.
Garrett: Okay, so you hate Colleen, you hate me... How many enemies do you have?
Dina: 37. 36, and then my bitch neighbor had a baby.
Garrett: All right, look, Dina, I don't have any beef with this woman and I don't know how you'd go about making someone quit.
Dina: Well, you managed to make my birds quit living. I'm sure you can figure something out. Just get her out of here and make sure I'm not tied to it at all and I'll stop doing things like this. [knocks over drink]
Garrett: That was Elias's.
Dina: Oh, well, that's fine. Elias is also on my list.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: It's supposed to be a pyramid. I think you, of all people, could handle that.
Sayid: I'm Syrian, not Egyptian.
Mateo: Clearly.
[later, Mateo stops Sarah as she stacks a shelf of cleaning products:]
Mateo: Don't mind me... just making it not look like crap. Labels out. [whispers] Thank you.
[later, Mateo interrupts Janet packing a customer's bag on checkout:]
Mateo: Sorry, she's not usually this bad. [Glenn gasps] Heavy stuff goes in the bottom... because of gravity.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: [groans] God, this sucks. I just feel so useless. And not like the way most people here are useless. I just mean, like, no purpose.