Marcus Quote #285
Quote from Marcus in Employee Appreciation Day
Glenn: There are two guards on the loading dock.
Dina: Yeah, same with the side door.
Mateo: Oh, God, we're trapped.
Marcus: Guys, what about this? You hide in here with a bunch of mannequins. Then if ICE looks in, all they see is a bunch of arms and legs.
Mateo: That's your brilliant plan, me hiding in a trash compactor? What if somebody pushes the button?
Cheyenne: Oh, I could tape up a sign that says, "Please don't operate trash compactor."
Marcus: No. No, they'd notice that. It's the fact that only an idiot would hide inside a working trash compactor that plays in our favor.
Glenn: Maybe we could hide you up on the roof.
Mateo: And then what? Well, and then, you know... phase two. [alarm blaring]
Marcus: Whoa. Sorry, my fingers are still greasy from a salami rollup. Don't worry. I'll reset this, you'll get in. It's gonna be fine.
Superstore Quotes
‘Employee Appreciation Day’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: [phone buzzes] [scoffs] Jeff again. It's, like, the fifth time in a row.
Cheyenne: I honestly feel like calling someone is one of the worst things you can do to them.
Mateo: I know, right?
Quote from Sayid
Sayid: Here I have my refugee identity certificate, my social security card, driver's license, electric bills proving my residence.
Officer: That's fine. That's fine.
Sayid: And here are pictures of me at the block party in my mostly white neighborhood. As you can see, everybody's smiling. The community is embracing me.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Guys, let's not forget that Jesus was an immigrant from heaven.
Dina: Oh, boy.
Glenn: Yeah. And he had to go home too, and it was not a fun trip. Plus, it could not have been easy being a white guy in the Middle East.