Dina Quote #490
Dina: Anyway, I wanted to talk about our security system.
Amy: Uh, what's wrong with it?
Dina: It's crap. Glenn never let me upgrade it because of the cost, which is why I am so excited that you're in charge.
Amy: Uh, well, what does it cost?
Dina: Honestly, not that much. It's just, like, a... just a tiny bit north of $600,000. $800,000, to be precise.
Amy: Oh, yeah, well, that sounds like a bargain. Um, Jonah, what do you think?
Jonah: Um, we- Well, um, technology is always changing, so I'd probably wait a minute before investing in something new.
Amy: Hmm. That- That's a really good point. Maybe we should revisit this.
Dina: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thank you, Jonah, for your input. So glad you were here to chime in with your valuable perspective. [exits]
Jonah: I feel like she didn't mean that.
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Quote from Marcus
Marcus: I don't know how I'm gonna pay back Corporate. I'm broke.
Jonah: How? You live with your mother. Your car doesn't have any doors. And you've been making $134,000 every year for the last six years. Where does all the money go?
Marcus: I don't know. I get the guacamole from Chipotle every time.
Quote from Marcus
Jonah: How much do you make?
Marcus: Same thing we all make: $134,000 a year. [all clamoring]
Garrett: How do you make that much a year?
Marcus: 52 weeks times 30 hours a week times minimum wage 86 bucks an hour.
Dina: No, no, no, no. Minimum wage is $8.60 an hour.
Glenn: [gasp] I must have missed a decimal point.
Jonah: So no part of you thought to question why you were making $86 an hour to work retail?
Marcus: I thought that's what we all made. [all sigh] How do you guys live on under $134,000 a year?
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Who would you pick?
Cheyenne: Okay, if I had to pick someone here, it would probably be... [off Mateo's look] Actually, you would be good for it.
Mateo: I know. That's what everyone is saying. But I don't think Amy sees me as a leader. In her eyes, I'd always be the wide-eyed ingenue new to the city, naive but hopeful, someone who can eat whatever he wants and never put on any weight.