Amy Quote #444
Quote from Amy in Minor Crimes
Amy: And then she just offered me the job.
Dina: This is awesome! You and me, manager, assistant manager? Oh, it's going to be like we're Bush and Cheney. You know, I'm the brains pulling all the strings behind the scenes, and you're the super sexy puppet.
Amy: What? I'm- I'm- I didn't take the job.
Dina: What? Why?
Amy: Because that's not how I wanna get the job. If they're going to hire me, I want it to be because I'm the most qualified person. [Dina sighs]
Blaine: Hey, so I guess we're just out of green beans. Should I get somebody to go buy more from another Cloud 9?
Amy: Is that really what you think you should do?
Blaine: I guess. Right? I just hope they're not selling them for more than we are, or else we're losing money on this. Okay.
Superstore Quotes
‘Minor Crimes’ Quotes
Quote from Mateo
Jonah: Glenn, you're not going to go to prison, okay? It's fine. We- We just need to do about what, 12 grand worth of damage in- In the next hour.
Mateo: Oh. We have fertilizer in the garden center. We can make a bomb.
Jonah: I feel like going from embezzlement to domestic terrorism is the wrong direction.
Mateo: We could hire termites to eat the store.
Jonah: How do you hire termites?
Mateo: I don't know, with wood?
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: You got to do what's for the greater good. If you could cure cancer, but you had to blow up a bus full of children, wouldn't you do it?
Amy: I mean, I guess?
Jonah: Just take the job. You're not just doing it for you. You're doing it for all of us.
Amy: I mean, I guess I would be better than Blaine.
Jonah: Yeah.
Marcus: Hey, Amy, guess what? One of the kids on that bus had the cure. [crunch]
Justine: Twist ending.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: And guys, I say this a lot, but we really need to wet down those raccoon droppings before we sweep.
Dry sweeping is the reason why those roundworm eggs go airborne. God, I just realized this is the last time I'm going to tell you guys to spray your droppings.
Justine: Aww.