Glenn Quote #37
Quote from Glenn in Shoplifter
Glenn: Well, well, look who didn't feel like paying for their copy of Barney's Great Adventure.
Julie: That's not mine, someone else must have put it there.
Glenn: Now, let me be clear. You have two options. You can report Dina to corporate while I report you to the police, or we can agree that sometimes good people make mistakes, and put this whole darn thing behind us.
Julie: Fine. But I'm never stepping foot in this dump again.
Glenn: And God grants us another miracle. Have a heavenly day. [off Dina's look] What?
Dina: Did you plant that?
Glenn: Dina, I'm a man of truth and principle, so how can you even ask me that?
Dina: Understood.
Glenn: It was me. I did it. I saved you. You owe me so hard! So hard! Yeah! I lied!
Superstore Quotes
‘Shoplifter’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Jonah: Uh, okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but, do you remember your first period? Because...
Dina: February 4th, 2003. It was a Tuesday. Unseasonably warm.
Jonah: Okay, so...
Dina: I was 19. Late bloomer, though I've more than made up for that since. My gyno says I ovulate like a champ. I drop eggs hard.
Jonah: All right, uh...
Dina: You know my aunt was born with two vaginas? Yeah, she always thought it would help her date, but it didn't. She died alone. Well, she will die alone. She's still alive. She's only like 50 or something.
Jonah: Okay, thanks. Think I got all the information I need.
Dina: [chuckles] God, I'm good at flirting.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: So, the episiotomy is when they have to snip the area between your vagina and your butthole so that you don't tear your pee-hole.
Mateo: You know, it's not working, okay? I'm not getting off this couch.
Cheyenne: And it's all held together by a mucus plug, so imagine, like, a bag of cherry pie filling, but it has a hole in it, but the hole's being blocked by a big ball of snot.
Mateo: Yep, yep, miracle of life. Get it.
Cheyenne: I wonder if I'll eat my placenta.
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Well, we can likely rule out foul play. According to his license, he was 87. Probably died of old age.
Cheyenne: My great-grandma died the same way. Her mom too. Bad genes, I guess.