Glenn Quote #36
Quote from Glenn in Shoplifter
Glenn: Everyone here at Cloud 9 is so, so sorry to have inconvenienced you, and we are willing to do anything to make it right.
Amy: Here are some coupons. Uh, 25% off air fresheners.
Glenn: Ooh.
Amy: Uh, buy one, get one free toothpaste. And, um, and a free slushie. But, you know what, something tells me you're not a slushie girl, so I'll just keep that.
Julie: Let me be clear. You have two options. You can either fire this dum-dum right now, or I can go home, call your corporate offices, and make them fire her.
Glenn: Okay, let's just talk this through. It was one mistake.
Julie: I'm leaving. I can't waste another minute of my life with you back-country idiots.
Glenn: Okay, I'm just gonna say it: I like her less than I like other people.
Superstore Quotes
‘Shoplifter’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Jonah: Uh, okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but, do you remember your first period? Because...
Dina: February 4th, 2003. It was a Tuesday. Unseasonably warm.
Jonah: Okay, so...
Dina: I was 19. Late bloomer, though I've more than made up for that since. My gyno says I ovulate like a champ. I drop eggs hard.
Jonah: All right, uh...
Dina: You know my aunt was born with two vaginas? Yeah, she always thought it would help her date, but it didn't. She died alone. Well, she will die alone. She's still alive. She's only like 50 or something.
Jonah: Okay, thanks. Think I got all the information I need.
Dina: [chuckles] God, I'm good at flirting.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: So, the episiotomy is when they have to snip the area between your vagina and your butthole so that you don't tear your pee-hole.
Mateo: You know, it's not working, okay? I'm not getting off this couch.
Cheyenne: And it's all held together by a mucus plug, so imagine, like, a bag of cherry pie filling, but it has a hole in it, but the hole's being blocked by a big ball of snot.
Mateo: Yep, yep, miracle of life. Get it.
Cheyenne: I wonder if I'll eat my placenta.
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Well, we can likely rule out foul play. According to his license, he was 87. Probably died of old age.
Cheyenne: My great-grandma died the same way. Her mom too. Bad genes, I guess.