Glenn Quote #35
Quote from Glenn in Shoplifter
Glenn: Uh, wait a sec. Wait, so you detained her without proof?
Dina: There was a faulty surveillance camera.
Glenn: She could sue the store! Do you remember Linda Beavers? She was fired for falsely accusing someone of shoplifting.
Amy: Wait, Linda was fired?
Glenn: Yeah.
Amy: She told me the doctor said she was too fat to work.
Glenn: Yeah, that was just her excuse to save face.
Dina: Look, I'm not falsely accusing her. She did it, I just can't prove it.
Glenn: Okay, she hasn't been in there long, so just apologize, and hopefully, that'll be the end of it.
Dina: You want me to let her go? I saw her do it!
Glenn: It doesn't matter what you saw. Just cut your losses and move on. That's an order. I just sounded like my wife right there.
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‘Shoplifter’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Jonah: Uh, okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but, do you remember your first period? Because...
Dina: February 4th, 2003. It was a Tuesday. Unseasonably warm.
Jonah: Okay, so...
Dina: I was 19. Late bloomer, though I've more than made up for that since. My gyno says I ovulate like a champ. I drop eggs hard.
Jonah: All right, uh...
Dina: You know my aunt was born with two vaginas? Yeah, she always thought it would help her date, but it didn't. She died alone. Well, she will die alone. She's still alive. She's only like 50 or something.
Jonah: Okay, thanks. Think I got all the information I need.
Dina: [chuckles] God, I'm good at flirting.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: So, the episiotomy is when they have to snip the area between your vagina and your butthole so that you don't tear your pee-hole.
Mateo: You know, it's not working, okay? I'm not getting off this couch.
Cheyenne: And it's all held together by a mucus plug, so imagine, like, a bag of cherry pie filling, but it has a hole in it, but the hole's being blocked by a big ball of snot.
Mateo: Yep, yep, miracle of life. Get it.
Cheyenne: I wonder if I'll eat my placenta.
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Well, we can likely rule out foul play. According to his license, he was 87. Probably died of old age.
Cheyenne: My great-grandma died the same way. Her mom too. Bad genes, I guess.