Amy Quote #333
Amy: What a weasel!
Jonah: Jeff or Neil?
Amy: Jeff! And Neil! And Laurie, too. Just a whole company of weasels.
Jeff: Yeah.
Amy: And you know what the worst part is?
Jeff: Myrtle?
Amy: Yeah, of course, Myrtle. You know what the second worst part is?
Jeff: Huh?
Amy: That I was stupid enough to think something might actually work out in this store.
Jonah: I always kind of feel like things are going to work out.
Amy: Yeah, you do, don't you? What's wrong with you?
Superstore Quotes
‘Town Hall’ Quotes
Quote from Kelly
Carol: Jonah's a jerk, by the way. You deserve so much better.
Kelly: Thanks. I appreciate that.
Carol: So what are we going to do to him? Revenge porn on the Internet? Give his credit card info to a bum?
Kelly: Or... maybe someone tells the cops he's cooking meth. Then, uh-oh, there's an ounce of it found in his sock drawer. How'd that get there?
Carol: Wow, that's aggressive.
Kelly: Or he's got two brothers. [pushes cart towards Carol] Be a shame if something happened to them. Then he'd be all alone.
Carol: Well... I'm just going to go...
Kelly: Well let me know, Carol. I've got nothing to lose anymore. [Carol backs away]
Quote from Glenn
Garrett: That's too many of those things.
Glenn: It's medicine. You can't have too many.
Quote from Dina
Dina: People always ask, how do I get enough protein? Well, I got two words for you, beans and nuts. I always tell people I'm nuts about beans and I'm beans about nuts. [chuckles] I mean that second half doesn't mean anything, but it sounds like something. It's more of a rhythm thing, you know?