Jeff Quote #44
Neil Penderson: Myrtle.
Jeff: Yeah! Myrtle was an employee here, and...
Neil Penderson: You know what? If I could ever persuade you to come back to Cloud 9, we could definitely use a guy like you in Chicago.
Jeff: Chicago? Hmm. Wow.
Amy: No, Jeff, no, no, no, no.
Jonah: Yep.
Neil Penderson: Anyway, you know what, I'm sorry. I interrupted you, didn't I? What were you saying about Myrtle?
Jeff: Myrtle was a gang member, and that's the reason we had to let her go.
Dina: That's why you never trust a Jeff.
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Quote from Kelly
Carol: Jonah's a jerk, by the way. You deserve so much better.
Kelly: Thanks. I appreciate that.
Carol: So what are we going to do to him? Revenge porn on the Internet? Give his credit card info to a bum?
Kelly: Or... maybe someone tells the cops he's cooking meth. Then, uh-oh, there's an ounce of it found in his sock drawer. How'd that get there?
Carol: Wow, that's aggressive.
Kelly: Or he's got two brothers. [pushes cart towards Carol] Be a shame if something happened to them. Then he'd be all alone.
Carol: Well... I'm just going to go...
Kelly: Well let me know, Carol. I've got nothing to lose anymore. [Carol backs away]
Quote from Glenn
Garrett: That's too many of those things.
Glenn: It's medicine. You can't have too many.
Quote from Dina
Dina: People always ask, how do I get enough protein? Well, I got two words for you, beans and nuts. I always tell people I'm nuts about beans and I'm beans about nuts. [chuckles] I mean that second half doesn't mean anything, but it sounds like something. It's more of a rhythm thing, you know?