Amy Quote #298
Quote from Amy in Local Vendors Day
Amy: Did you design this? This is very impressive.
Alex: It came to me in a dream. A really boring dream. And it is taking forever.
Amy: Well, you know, if you get hungry, I highly recommend the mini burritos. I've had, like... like, one.
Alex: I don't know, there's something lame about a burnout white dude making money off Mexican food.
Amy: Yeah, but in fairness to Burrito Brian, I don't think he's making any money. And I'm pretty sure he sleeps in his van. And he did spend some time in Costa Rica.
Alex: Burritos aren't from Costa Rica.
Amy: Yeah, no, I know. Obviously. They're from other places.
Alex: Be careful. I'm gonna have to take away your Latina card.
Amy: [giggles] Yeah, my Latina card. Here you go. Take it. No, um, that's a picture of a kid. I found this on the sidewalk and I felt really weird about throwing it away.
Superstore Quotes
‘Local Vendors Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: $8 for a bar of soap just 'cause it's shaped weird and wrapped in twine?
Jonah: Well, it's artisanal. It's organic.
Garrett: [sniffs] [scoffs] Ugh. I don't need my soap to be organic. We have science now. Science has created chemicals that keep us clean.
Quote from Marcus
Mateo: Wow. Can't believe you came on your day off to sell cheese you made out of breast milk.
Marcus: Yeah, well, it's been a lot of trial and error. You know, if you don't get the consistency just right, you get boob yogurt, and that's just gross. And then there's the scavenging. Oh, and then my lizard ate a bunch of my samples.
Mateo: Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back to scavenging.
Marcus: Well, I mainly work with found milk.
Mateo: Found milk?
Marcus: Mm-hmm. You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and, you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top.
Mateo: [chuckles] [gags]
Quote from Dina
Cheyenne: Wow, I bet dating has changed so much since your time. How did you guys even send each other naked photos of yourselves?
Amy: Uh, just in the mail.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God. So much effort.
Dina: I sent a nude fax once.
Amy: Full face?
Dina: Full face. I mean, an artist signs her work.