Jonah Quote #255
Quote from Jonah in Video Game Release
Jonah: Okay, so it seems like there's another access point on this floor right around... uh, this office.
Amy: Really, where?
Jonah: According to this, it's right there.
Amy: Well, there's clearly nothing there.
Jonah: To the naked eye. There might be a false wall, you know? The thing about drywall is, you have to listen to it. Because it sings a song.
Amy: Oh.
Jonah: It lets you know where you need to go.
Amy: Uh-huh.
Jonah: What I'm trying to do right now is find a hollow spot, okay? They're pretty much all hollow spots.
Amy: Maybe this is it?
Jonah: Oh.
Amy: I'm just guessing.
Jonah: I see what I did there. I confused the title block and the revision block.
Amy: Totally, yeah, that happens all the time.
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Quote from Dina
Dina: Didn't you get my text? The implantation worked. I'm pregnant. [Glenn gasps] Or preggers, as my horrid niece would say, trying to make herself sound like she has a personality.
Glenn: That's the most beautiful, magical thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sandra: [sobs] I'm just so happy for you.
Glenn: Thank you.
Dina: No, I am sure I texted you. It was like a week ago. I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen. "Sorry, pregnant with Glenn with two Ns. LOL." My mechanic.
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Glenn: I just don't get how murdering people is considered fun. I mean, what happened to all those innocent games? You know, like Frogger, and Qbert, and Donkey Kong.
Garrett: Innocent? Qbert is about a big-nosed, creepily little freak that commits suicide when things get hard.
Jonah: Frogger is basically a frog Holocaust.
Myrtle: I remember a glitch in the original Donkey Kong where it looks like the ape has a penis.
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Sandra: Sometimes when I'm playing The Sims, I give myself a family.
Mateo: Jesus Christ.