Kelly Quote #36
Quote from Kelly in Angels and Mermaids
Kelly: I was reading about our Airbnb, and it said that the toilet is sensitive, so maybe don't flush your baby wipes.
Jonah: Yeah, of course, totally. Um, hey, earlier, uh, when you were talking about how you believed in angels, you meant, sort of, like a general, ineffable sense of spiritual presence, right? Not... not like magical little creatures flying around?
Kelly: What, you mean like fairies?
Jonah: Yeah, I mean, I...
Kelly: Oh, no, no, I'm not a child.
Jonah: Okay, all right, okay. Okay, I was just... I was just checking.
Kelly: Yeah. Yeah, no, by angels, I meant like regular-sized, celestial beings who look out for us.
Jonah: Right. Right, yeah, but not... not with, like, with halos and wings.
Kelly: No, they have halos and wings, they're angels.
Jonah: Right. Okay, cool, yeah, no, I was just, um... I was just checking, so.
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Quote from Dina
Glenn: "Surrogate shall be reimbursed for all tailoring expenses"?
Dina: I'm gonna have to have my clothes converted to maternity clothes and then converted back after.
Glenn: "In the event of a baby over eight pounds, lessee will reimburse leaser for vaginal reconstruction."
Dina: Hey, I was happy to have a gentleman's agreement. You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it.
Glenn: I'm gonna have to take some time to review these changes.
Dina: Sure, oh, FYI, clauses 30-49 are all vag-related, and the last page is the before photos.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Amy, you're old, right?
Amy: Um...
Cheyenne: Like you were alive during the '90s.
Amy: Yeah, I was. Yep, the roaring '90s.
Cheyenne: So, what would you say would be the best piñata for a Green Day-themed birthday party for a two-year-old?
Amy: Um, okay. Let's back that up real quick. Harmonica's into Green Day?
Cheyenne: [scoffs] I doubt she's ever heard of them. She's two. But it's my mom's favorite band, and it's just easier not to argue with her.
Amy: Wouldn't your mom be okay with something a little more kid-friendly? Like, I don't know, "Minions"?
Cheyenne: She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals. That could suck her right back in to the lifestyle.
Amy: Good point.
Quote from Amy
Amy: All right, well, what about, like, mermaids?
Cheyenne: I don't know. My mom really wants Green Day.
Amy: Mermaids are a lot like Green Day. They're half-fish, half-human, they're like rebels. You know, down for whatever. In fact, they used to call Green Day the mermaids of '90s rock.
Cheyenne: Is that true?
Amy: Mm-hmm. It's totally true.