Garrett Quote #237
Quote from Garrett in Part-Time Hires
Jonah: All right. I, uh... I messed up before. I'm sorry. I-I was listening, but I wasn't really hearing. So here's what we're gonna do. Tonight, gonna pop open a couple brewskis, we're gonna get ourselves a nice pie... pizza pie, not pecan or whatever... and we are gonna watch ourselves a little movie called Bad Boys 2 and get you through this breakup thing roomie-style.
Garrett: Hmm. All right. That's enough. [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 employees! I am fine. Dina did not break up with me, and actually, if you want to get real about it, it was my idea. I was trying to be a nice guy.
Jonah: [quietly] If you could just...
Garrett: I got this. [over PA] So if you want to feel bad for somebody, feel bad for Dina, 'cause she's the one seeing the shrink.
Jonah: Whoa.
Garrett: That... was something I shouldn't have said. Sorry about that. Please pretend you didn't hear that. Have a good day.
Jonah: I'm gonna just put these back.
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Quote from Carol
Carol: Wanna hear a secret?
Kelly: Sure.
Carol: I have a plan to get Jerry back.
Kelly: I'm sorry. I don't know who...
Carol: Sandra's boyfriend. Well, my boyfriend that she stole from me. He's in a coma, but I'm going to sneak into his hospital room when she's not there. I climb up on the bed, and oopsy! I forgot my underwear. Next thing you know, I'm pregnant with Jerry's baby. Now, stay with me, because this is where it starts to get a little dark.
Kelly: That's okay.
Carol: You don't want to hear the rest?
Kelly: No, I'm cool.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't have any of my photos, because I don't pose for them. [laughs] You know, if I ever got kidnapped, the police would have quite a time finding a current photo to put on the news.
Quote from Jonah
Amy: She just has such an attitude since the divorce. That's why I'm making her work here. I'm hoping she gets some discipline.
Jonah: And you're not worried that if you're too hard on her, Adam gets to be the good guy?
Amy: What? No.
Jonah: It's just that when my parents separated, they both wanted to be the favorite. I came home one day and my dad had gotten me a ten-disc box set of Churchill speeches.
Amy: And that was something you wanted?
Jonah: Uh, yeah. I'm still closer with him than I am with my mom. Although that might be because he doesn't send me long, pointless texts about book club.